hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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