idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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