piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
