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(630): View more from Illinois

is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?

(815): View more from Illinois

that's gum

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them

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(305): View more from Florida

I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned

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(407): View more from Florida

Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?

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(805): View more from California

bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me

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(765): View more from Indiana

So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever

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(614): View more from Ohio

Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.

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