I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed