yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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