Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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