New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You smell like stripper and shame
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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