How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Barsexuality is the new black.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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