She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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