On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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