I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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