I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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