physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My cat gives me a boner
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Mom said you looked used
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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