i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Did you just see the Batmobile???
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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