I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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