Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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