I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
