My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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