Already got asked if we're dating
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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