About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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