my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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