What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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