Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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