Can i not drive my cunt home
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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