I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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