So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
only if we run a train.
done.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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