I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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