if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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