It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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