People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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