it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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