and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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