Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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