Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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