How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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