i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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