# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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