The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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