I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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