id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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