You're so nebulous sometimes
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
no you cant smoke seaweed
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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