And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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