It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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