great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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