So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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