ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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