i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm experimenting with sincerity
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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