don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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