we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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