just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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