Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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