Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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