Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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