I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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