i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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