On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You pole danced in your parka.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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