Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
