Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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